Mustache Ride V

Posted by Tumbles on 5/30/2011 8:17:44 PM

Ah, home again another successful mustache ride completed. This year the Mustache Ride V took place at Harrisburg Va. The Skyline Drive and Blue Ridge Parkway. I didn't really go for the riding I went to see German and Jet. After all its been almost a year since I've seen them, so it was good to see them. The ride there was an interesting one,. I wanted to leave Friday am at 8 but ended up leaving at 9 because, I couldn't find my camera and didn't want to go with out it. I didn't find it but left anyway as it was getting late. I took off and decided it was going to be the highway blast all the way after all its like 700 mile to Harrisonburg, Va. I turned on to 95 north and crossed the GA border. This is where I tend to slow down. Southern GA, is a huge speed trap. Most of 95 is 70mph expect for part in the southern sections which are 65mph. I burned up the first tank of gas as I crossed the SC border and pulled in to get gas. It was here in the gas station that I ecountered a drama sceen. Ya know I just want to avoid such BS as its very draining. Any way these love guys with their motorcycles were getting gas there was about 20 bikes parked between the two pumps. Then comes mouthy ladies, wait I know what your thinking., anyway them along comes girl with pickup truck. She had to drive up the center of the two pumps that the bikes were parked. One nice man said, 3 times, "Wait let me move that bike" when he got no responce, he yelled out " I told you Fucking wait so I can move that bike, I'm not going to let you hit that bike" Then the mouth ladies started, screaming,' that's a chile, you don't yell at no chile like that you fucking piece of shit, what the fuck wrong with you, you thnk you some big fuck deal. Well you no big deal you a fucking piece of shit, you got a fucking small dick you think I'm scared of you cause you all bikerman out you fucking nothing. I'm mean you fucking nothing talking like that you anyone, you bastard, don't you walk a way from me you fucking son of a bitch" this went on for about 10 minutes. when no one paid her any mind she went inside and started there. Next thing ya know she's outside running her mouth. All I wanted to do is get out to there. Dudes ya know what I mean. As she was running her mouth insulting this men, she then called them out, telling them she getting on her cell phone and going to call some black man who will come up and teach them a lesson. Really, Is she crazy or what. Thank goodness my tank was full and I could buzz right on out of there. Back on 95N, wow thank goodness. 26 was just a stones throw away. Up 26 I went the clouds were playing peek a boo with the sun but no rain came. 26 is almost as bad as 16 as the Carolina's can get freaking hot, and humid but not to day. From 26 I took 77noth. I don't mind 77 its like I'm half way there and get another burst of energy. I hit Charlottee and man was that a clusher, really the traffic was bad it took me like two hours to get through Charoltte, The peek a boo clouds were doing peek a boo showers, the rian was cold but the temp was hot. If my bike didn't look bad enough as it was now I had to add rain to the mix. The terrain changes from the flats to the hills to rolling hills as one gets closer to the VA border. in NC I pick up 81. Once on 81 I check the time, just what I didn't want to do is arrive at dark. Well it looks like that's what's going to happen. I love crossing into Va, the rolling hills become true mountian pass, what wonder wide sweepers 81 has. I reached the exit and wondered where they were. I didn't see a best Western. I searched all the harrisonberg exits. and was getting pretty annoyed as I called them and they told me yea were right by the hioliday inn, well I went there and there was a truck stop. I decided to go further north and found they wernt at the harriosnburg exit but the ekton exit. Well dam that makes a difference doesn't it. It was now 9pm and i was spent just done. Jet blew up the air matt for me and I laid down with in 15 minutes the dam thing went flat. God did that suck. I met the rest of the group the nect morning. I wasn't at my best as well I slept flat on the floor after a 12 hour ride north. right. The ride we went to Skyline drive. May about 10 miles of it, it was hit or mis rain and we rode through the clouds. A few of the ladies started complaining. However they also claimed to bad ass biker babes. Why do those that claim they are badasses, always complain??? It was the bugs, it was cold, we were riding too fast, really speed limit was 35 and they were doing 25 and that was too fast really??? I'm so sick of woman that claim to be badass biker woman complaining then I'm sick of them looking at me going well you remember what it was like, you should understand how hard it is these days to be a woman biker. Me I thing hard???are you fucking kiding me, its one of the easiest times ever. Guys want to help you, other woman help you, and hell Motorcycle manufactors make bikes just for woman and your fucking bitching really??? Ladies Get over yourselves and stop whining. Its call riding either do it or stay on the back seat please. Anyway we left the parkway after lik 20 miles because the ladies couldn't handle it. Now it was time for the Mustache V party. We all got ready for dinner, mustaches were handed out, The guys had no problem wearing theirs, I put on mine, jet put her's on, none of the other ladies would put theirs on as it was stupid, and they didn't want to go in public looking foolish. Personally who cares you'll never see these people again right" We go to the resturant and sit down, we give ARRGHs and suck to everone around. The waiter, takes the drink order and comes back with a moustache that he made in the back, Other folks in the resturant come over ask questions think were having fun and join us they take mustaches and wearthem. All of a sudden the ladies that wouldn't wear them suddenly wanted to wear them. WTF. Ya know, we created complete mayhem, and sillyness was had by all there. We went back to reast for tomorrow I had to head home. and Home I went, in one day. Tried thank full I went and saw Jet and German, but the others well I can do with out. but it was a success mustache ride V.