One for the History

Posted by Tumbles on 1/1/2010 10:51:23 AM Ok, so I'm down here in Florida mostly everyone I know is in PA or NJ. Yea I'm one of them dam yankees. This year several friends fathers passed away, family pets have moved on and I watched many folks struggle to make ends met. Some have done it others are failing still a few are holding on by a shoe string. It has been a rough the last half of the year. The Idea of Christmas has me saying who gives a shit. Man there is just so much going down Christmas was the last thing on my mind. Yet, don't ya know before long it was here, I made no plans nothing. This year I think folks held themselves closer to home then reaching out. Me a stranger in the land was left to be alone except for one invite. I went to my Boss's Aunt's house. There was the most interesting Christmas diner one could ever imagine. Since the Aunt lives on the island, the same one I do we had a seafood Christmas. Me being all Yankee and all decided that I would share Clam Chowder with my diner companions. I made New England clam chowder, I would have rather made clam chowder with a clear broth just like it should be made but a great deal of Southern folks don't know what that is. So, we had seafood dishes of 10 at a table set for 17. The meal flowed as did the wine and spirits. From diner we move to the livingroom where santa was played by Uncle lou. To Lou this is a very big deal. He has downsyndrome and Christmas is still a fun time for him. Its awesome to be an adult and always see the world with child eyes. Lou makes a wonderful santa, and there's a group photo and single photos with santa. Once gifts were given, mixed or dessert drinks made with cakes and pies, cookes of all kinds were put out. There we met the other santas of the night. who would have guessed this would be a new version of a Christmas Carol. with santa's instead of spirtis, trust me there were lots of spirits there just not that kind. Lou retired so there we will call him santa of the present he is as it should be. Then there was Florida santa. There is just something wrong with red shorts with fur trim and crocs. He was the hip suffer santa and reminded us of days past, very past, but when he left he reminded us that warm weather will be coming soon and surf will be up soon. Next came a santa that I'm not really sure what he represented except for the flamboyant side of life. Remember one can never have too much glitter or flair for the dramatic. I'm thinking this guy must be from the over reactive side of us all, the one that is our soft center. I have never have had the pleasure of a gay santa but I must say I have been missing this in my life. From His Helllloooo, to his bling bling, and two snaps up for more apple jack his 20 minute visit was interesting to say the least. After he left then samta tying one on came out. After about 10 minutes it was hard to understand hem with the slight slir, It was diffecult to pay attention to him with all the hair brushing and beard pulling. by the time he was done and 4 shots of crown later his beard was half down hair extentions hanging off the swagger and slir one only knew that this was santa of the future, and a warning not to attend a 3 day rave because what's left is not pretty. We moved to the family room with more drinks in hand and just babbled. This is where for some reason the conversation turned to sexual appetities, and conquests. There we found my boss is a puma, however I don't think she's doing it right because she's only dating one at a time. I told her to do it correctly she needed to have more than one boy toy. She thought that I was discusting! I had to clerifiy for here what I ment. One should date multi guys and find out which one you like the best. One is the main toy the rest are to go out and have fun with. I have at one point juggled 6 at one time. No I didn't fuck them all and neither and you don't have to either. Just be up front and honset to the one's that aren't getting any, tell them they ain't getting any. They will still come around and take you out, I promise. Her Father, the gay< santa agreed she needed to do that. She feels her dad was trying to pimp her out, she's got it all wron. Then I was asked where I stood. I am a cougar and a sugar baby. I can and have dated 22 year olds, 32 year old navy seal, and a 60 year guy that was lots of fun and enjoy his company. Then Nancy said well when I was 47 I had a 21 year old boyfriend. We proclaimed her the ulitmate cougar. All of this and pictures of this showed up on facebook, with alot ot comments to follow. I have never had such a holiday gathering before. I think that after this year I will make myself a regular at that christmas gathering. After all the 4 stanas were enough then add sex and well there we go................its all in there. Hope you had as much fun your holiday season. May the new year be blessed have a great one! "T